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Druggy the Clown is a 1974 American adult animated comedy film directed by Ralph Bakshi and produced by DreamWorks Animation. It shows the story of a clown who, after getting fired from his job in a kids' TV show, is offered a job as a drug mule by an illegal drug lord, to sell dangerous drugs to children in the city.
Darwin Williams/Druggy[]
- If only anything I get out of this smelly street to earn my own money to operate my own TV show to put out the ass of that Harvest-bastard from his business.
- Hey, coppers! Light the flame up your asshole!
- Step right up you kiddies! Druggy the Clown is selling some goodies in town!
- I don't know shit much about how children's television works due to my inappropriate act constantly, driving me to have a pink slip to street. So I thought to myself, "Eh, if I want to fit in, why not make enough money to build a television program of my own, only this time for my suitable fitting, aimed to be not-so a children's show, with series of dirty act of my sleeves, with lots of sex and lots of nastiness, alongside with drugs?"
Joshua C. Smalls[]
- Remember, Darwin. Just to remind you for the warning; the police can be on the run everywhere, stopping everyone in crime. So upon your job, try to be careful not to get fallen into those bastards, darling. Or you'd so screwed to be tip up through bars.
Dialogue[]
- Smalls: By the way, since you got yourself a job, by the looks a clown you dressed up, I decided to keep that way. And whatever left is the nickname. Although you already have it, right? What'd they nickname ya?
- Darwin: Happy,
- Smalls: (laughs) Happy? You mean the Happy from The Happy Hour?
- Darwin: You got it. But I got fired due to a fight with the other clowns.
- Smalls: Ooh... well, excuse me about that mushy name, but I'm not taking that for your job. How about if you'd be name something else related to this drug selling business?
- Darwin: Well, "Druggy" would fit, right? (silence) Okay, I take it back. That name sounded retarded. How about...?
- Smalls: "Druggy" it is then. I can take it!
- Darwin/Druggy: If that works for you. So okay.
(Druggy urinate on the garden patch backyard, just before being caught by Aerial)
- Aerial: Hey! Hey! What the hell you're doing?! (angrily pushes Druggy off) GET OUTTA HERE!! (gazed around her patch, filled with urine liquid all over by Druggy, in her disgust) Oh, yuck! Look what you've done! What is in your stupid mind to think about vandalizing my property, and pissing my beautiful garden, you sick clown?!
- Druggy: Cool it, woman. All this garden of yours needs is protein to keep growing. I'm here as a trusty gardener to help out, spraying my liquid all over your melon, pumpkins, and such.
- Aerial: (unamused) Oh, really? You mean destroying it? And (sniffs) phew! Giving them bad smell. From now on, if you want to use a toilet, you know where you will find; the bathroom, inside the house.
(Druggy shuts the bathroom door and locks it up after Aerial enters the bathroom, upon tricking her by saying her if the toilet is unclogged)
- Aerial: What the hell? (to Druggy) What are you doing?!
- Darwin/Druggy: (dryly) Oh, sorry. Didn't I mean to? Well, guess what? It's time for privacy, our privacy.
- Aerial: (walking back from Druggy in her hesitance and suspicion) What are you talking about, sir? What's in you? Why did you have to stare at me?
- Darwin/Druggy: Oh, dunno. Maybe it's... your eyes? Your beautiful baby blue eyes. (touching her hair) Your blonde golden hair. (touching her face) Your pretty cute face. And never to mention your sultry slender body, much how as a hot single youthful mother you are (tries to touch her breasts, only Aerial in her bit anger, gives him a violent slap on his hand, away from her) OWCH!
- Aerial: Look, you clown perv! If you gonna think about performing harassment on me, you ain't to dare!
(Aeriel tries to get out, but the door's locked)
- Darwin/Druggy: Where are you going? The door’s locked.
- Aerile: Well unlock me out free to call the police before you do anything, now!
- Darwin/Druggy: Oh would I? (swallows the key into his stomach) Lack of luck, lady.
- Aerile: You can't even do that, can you?
- Darwin/Druggy: I can too. Come and pucker up.
- Aerile: NO! LEAVE ME ALONE! (attempts to climb up to escape through the top window, but Druggy pulls her back by her trousers) Hey! Hey! Stop it! Let me go! Let me go! No means no! Understand?! (slaps his hand away, causing her pants to fall down, revealing her white brief. She gasps and pulls up her pants and glares at Druggy) What in the Satan's place make you think to prison me here?!
- Darwin/Druggy: (rubbing his hand from Aeriel’s violent slap) Wow, girl. Not only you're considered cute over your anger, but so as your slap. Though I can understand that you won't have to trust me, I bet this baby can. (reach out his marijuana)
- Aeriel: So that's what's got into you. You do realize how this drug caused you, huh? (Druggy moves his marijuana slowly towards her) Oh no you don't! I know your scheme. There’s no way I can breathe through this thing. I don't do drugs!
- Darwin/Druggy: But have you tried it? You should've. This little drug can massage your mood, the way things how you'd be felt good to your body. Here, try for yourself (places a marijuana to her mouth and lights it up) Breathe in and puff out. (forces her to breathe in and out through a marijuana, with her eyes shut) Breathe in and out, and let the magic go on you. (her eyes then opens widen, her pupils and irises shrinks, and her eyes starts to whirl purple and green, getting hypnotized. Her vision reveals a psychedelic views of Druggy and the psychedelic color background) Yes. Puff. Puff. And imagine to see a rainbow, like you’re in wonderland.
(From Aeriel's vision, she begins to widen her large smile while being hypnotized and smoking the joint. She drops her down uncontrollably before Druggy picks her up, by holding on her both her breasts and her buttock, starting to molesting her. He toys around her breasts and butt, before starting to strip off her clothes, beginning with her shirt he took off from her, revealing her white brassiere. Touching her breasts and her midriff, Druggy next strips off her high-waisted trousers to reveal her high-waisted white brief knickers and touch and rub around her butt before giving her wedgy, by pulling up the bottom of her panty, to make it into thongs. Meanwhile, outside the house, Billy returns from school and walks inside the house)
- Billy: Mom! I'm home! Mom? Hello? Mom! Where are you? Don't you hear me? I said I'm home from school! (ventures around his house, finding) I wonder where she is? (enters Aeriel's bedroom) Mom?
- Darwin/Druggy: (voice-over in her bathroom; to Aeriel) God me. Your flesh is good to my genitals, you know it.
- Billy: (overheard Druggy's voice) Huh? (he takes a listen to him through the door again)
- Darwin/Druggy: (voice-over) But you something, woman? This would make more horny to complete your glance.
- Billy: (to himself, shocked) Whose person he's speaking in here?! (twisting the handle) What? Locked?!
(Inside the bathroom, Druggy still molesting and shoving more marijuanas to mouth of the drugged Aeriel. He pushes down her panty to reveal her navel. He touches her bare abdomen, and rises up his hand to strip off her bra; pulling it out, with her breasts sticking into it, if they're attached to it, with a cartoony stretching sound is heard while pulling it, until got released revealing her bare breast. Outside the bathroom, Billy walks back from the door and rams through it to get inside. As he did with a loud crash, he caught to his shock to see Druggy who is about to strip off her panty, to her full nude. Much to Druggy got caught by him.)
- Darwin/Druggy: (flabbergasted; to Billy) Holy shit! Kid, does anyone knock anymore?!
- Billy: (shocked and discussed) Ugh! Mom! (To Druggy) What are you doing to her, you filthy pimp?!
- Darwin/Druggy: (hesitantly, he blocks an almost naked Aeriel from Billy's view) You see nothing! You see nothing! (brief silence) I can explain!